You Know You're a Shoobee If...
- You have no idea how to successfully navigate a traffic circle.
- You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.
- You've sat for 5 hours in traffic just to spend one day on the beach.
- A sea gull crapped on your head at least once.
- You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.
- You've had arguments over cheese steak quality.
- You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.
- You get excited when you see Chopper 6, and can hum the Action News
theme.
- You still swim in the ocean, even after the hypodermic needle
scares.
- You mispronounce the town "Buena" on Route 40.
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